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Medical Distinction Between Guts and Balls

Following is a joke that some may deem to be in poor taste......if you are overly sensitive, then stop reading now. If the board moderators find this joke to be inappropriate, then delete it......you won't hurt my feelings.

In sports, we often talk about having "guts" and "balls" and so I thought I'd post this funny (IMO it's funny) explanation about the distinction between the two - "guts and balls."

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There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.


We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?


In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:


GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'


BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'


I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is NO difference in the outcome. Both result in death.
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This post was edited on 2/27 11:28 AM by scott_az

Cienega vs Nogales

Nogales 57
Cienega 31

Nogales outplayed us and out coached us from the opening tip!

Nogales has outstanding guard play and beat us to every loose ball. We fell behind and just could not knock down shots tonight. Nogales is a team you can't fall behind on and unfortunately we did. They will be a handful for Arcadia! We wish we would have played better but Nogales deserved to move on.

We had an outstanding season! We finished at 25-4 and Section II champs in an extremely competitive section. My seniors were a lot of fun to coach and be around so as coach you can't ask for much more.

Tough way to end! But it was great year!

Good luck to Nogales!

Coach Johnson
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