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Discussion in 'ArizonaSportscast' started by derek_tiger, Jul 29, 2019.
You always have senior honors and get the senior tee box with bonus free pancakes at iHop
If you would go ahead and get that circumcision that your dad never would pay for you would feel a lot better! ;0)
^^^ more mechanical parts than flesh ^^^
@mobala_tiger62 is going to outlive us all.
Damn Son! Hell, I take Furosemide (Lasix) and have to pee so often that I can't get too far from a urinal and I dare anyone to get between me and the toilet..
Due to this urgency, when I put my pants on, I have to make sure the openings in my under shorts aligns with the zipper in my pants. The part in the shirt tail has to also align with them both. If this exact scientific alignment is off marginally, then the toilet walls get sprayed.
Sometimes I feel like an idiot always asking store clerks, etc. where their restroom is just in case, but you gotta do what you gotta do.....
Can you just put a close pin on the end of it and/or tie a knot in it so you can get some shopping done or at least get thru a full quarter of the ball game B4 going to the restroom? Heck, if you make it to your age, you deserve to pee anywhere, anytime and on anything you want to.
Gotta quit watching porn on the work computer...
They might fahre your ass for that these days.
I wish........Because of some clients security requirements, my company has a firewall from hell and they have it so locked down I can't look at guns, FB, shop on amazon or E-Bay and access half of the business sites on the internet. They have a request process for you to file for access to release a site "for legitimate business purposes" because it is such a common occurrence for you to get shut out of a legitimate site.
Hard to come up with a legit business purpose for porn... go with “if I watch porn and bust one out earlier in the day, I’ll get more work done at my desk because I won’t be thinking about pu$$y as much...”
Clearly they haven’t watched Wolf of Wall Street. Of course they’d be doing coke and getting fvcked up at lunch too.
Had a buddy that worked for Pfizer when Viagra hit the market. Wasn’t quite Wolf of Wall Street, but there was quite a craze for the blue pill.
Some of those reps were making $300-400k at that time, which is unheard of selling to primary care/internal medicine market. For comparison, most I ever made with Pfizer (I was there two years and sold different products, to be fair) was 100ish.
I almost took a job with them out of college. Seriously mulled over an offer from SmithKline-Beecham or whatever they were called in the mid-90's as well.
Not sure I had big enough tits for either however and went into the telecommunications industry instead.
But you have to take a short nap right after
Tits help in most any sales gig, but pharm sales seems to get the best.
Tie a knot in it? LMAO! I'm lucky if I can find it....
Something tells me this isn’t anything new.
IPD rings the bell - which one of you jokers lit the skunk bomb in Canada?
Just our general presence this time. No drama. Yep, we suck that hard.
Some would say we are just a bunch of shit posters.
I suppose we could look to the Florida board as a model for what our board should be.
I wear the "shit posters" label as a badge of honor.
We are now the Desert Rats- the Israelites of college football. I think there was some curse and we must wander in the desert for 40 yrs... or until SPAPI wins a NC under Mahlzook.
That's a tall order. I guess we'll just have to "wait for it"
Some, one, ...
I saw these in Mexico outside a pharmacy a few yeas ago. no way I would take anything from a MX pharmacy. Everything is over the counter... crazy
Had a friend who accidentally overdosed one time on Viagra... said it was the hardest day of his life.
they say if you have an erection over 4 hours call a doctor... prolly should skip the doctor and just drive to the whore house
They can be dangerous. I kept one in my wallet. It got wet and turned into a suitcase
have a picture of this in your wallet. should take a 4hr erection down to flaccid in no time
Just think about it - somebody out there fvcked that.
Checking in with the rest of you miserable low lifes. How long til the rugged pulled from under us here ?
Somewhere in the universe it's that dark and that cold.
Who doesn't love a little mommy daughter action?
Maybe someone in Rivals just doesn’t like Hokies. ?
In this case, me.
Ok fine....I'll admit it. It would be pretty cool if she looked up at my junk and had that "falling balloons stroked out" expression on her face.
I'd do both. Not to brag about it, but to dump some non-marching conservative soldiers in their liberal forts.
It's a dark and lonely job, but someone's got to do it!
Could be, sometimes I don't like Hokies.