LMAO. Gus calling those plays!

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  1. dhetiger

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    Secretly want to? You underestimate me, pantload. It was never a secret! As far as Kristy, I don't know, but I'm pretty sure Megan Mullin got Cam'd.
     
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    If you were married to Gus, you'd be fvcking a gay. Did you huff freon tonight?
     
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    Since Cam dresses like a chick, does it make it less gay?
     
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    That's why, for me, it wasn't a secret. Otherwise, it'd be gross.
     
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    Computer duster.
     
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    Gotta try that. Gracias!
     
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    You guys should try water. You'll fvck anything.

    My customers tell me the only way to straighten a girl out on water is to dick her down.
     
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    I liked this post because I wanted to appear like I have a clue WTF you said.
     
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    Is dicking them down acceptable if they’re sleeping?
     
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    Dicking them up wakes them usually. Try ether.
     
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    LMAO...I'm not your lawyer.

    They don't sleep on water tho so you should be good.
     
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    Water last days if not weeks sometimes. Some people never fully recover a grip on reality. Sounds awesome, right?
     
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    Water is typically a joint laced with embalming fluid...or PCP if your dealer is more trustworthy.

    People are literally breaking into funeral homes to steal embalming fluid.
     
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    This might sound dumb, but what is "water" since I'm assuming you aren't talking about H2O.

    Edit: just read your post above. Thanks
     
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    Holy shit. A couple years ago a guy asked me if I wanted to buy some “wallta” and I guess that’s what he was talking about.
     
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    You dodged a bullet.

    Worst case scenario maybe a 9" bullet.
     
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    I don’t like the weeds, so I wouldn’t have partaken anyway. Maybe @HONKifUvCOACHED4BAMA ?
     
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    I had heard that referred to as "sherm".
     
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    Pretty sure he has a dog in this fight.
     
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    Excellent work ITT.. good job everyone
     
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    Freud was exactly correct! If you don’t believe it - y’all talk to some hip older women. I know a chick who does women’s sex toy parties on weekends... and she makes more $$ from toys than her full time job. Some of the stories are amazing!
     
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    She is a historic level buffoon ( but I would love to drill her) ... Donald’s sharpie poster and attempted rationalization was more or less embarrassing? (The ocean will indeed return to Lee County as it does every 100,000 yrs or so) maybe Donald can get endorsement of a sharpie version of polar ice melt sea level maps. https://apple.news/A0Y--wmEtRd6xN_56K8t33A
     
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    This is actually pretty close to the truth. Gus is truly living the dream ... laughing his ass off at the Fambulleeeh as he is swimming in goober $$MM$.

    There is indeed a faction who would like to buy out Mahlzook by the end of the season when his contract buyout cost drops one more year to about $17MM ish. The bigger problem is who is willing to take the job? How much does it take to buy out their contracts and staff?
    Any HC worth a fvck has a $5-6M buyout... if not ... roll the dice on the trendy coordinator.. maybe Venables.
     
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    Doug Barfield
     
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    The real test for the Fambuuleeh will be when he submits the typical plea to extend his contract by a year to influence his recruiting class. At that point Goobs have to fish or cut bait early. Otherwise you nuke an entire recruiting year .
     
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    A smart AD will understand that the recruiting angle is the proverbial damned if you do, damned if you don't. Everyone recruiting against AU uses his "hot seat" against them, and it's a tactic that works. Plus, the lack of true recruiting studs on the staff means that losing a year of his "recruiting" may not be that bad. AU has an OL full of seniors with over 100 starts between them. They are just south of suck. The current class has something like 6 OLs committed because of shitty roster management, but none of those look like potential starters any time soon. The DL will lose at least 3 starters, assuming Coe declares, so both sides of the LOS next year look awful. Cut the head off of the snake and start trying to rebuild. The next couple of years will be poor on the field anyway, so at least start moving in the right direction.
     
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